This whole art thing is intimidating like a thousand burning suns. By suns I mean bears.

You all are familiar how all internet art reliably turns out to be of quality: I'm sure you're all filled with anticipation like a constipation of the eyes. (Actually there are worse things I can do to your eyes.)

I'm having hardcore problems pretending to draw. Thank me sometime for not posting crap; ungrateful rapscallions.

A placeholder account for now. Who knows what the future holds.

Bears, probably.